The Bellevue Black Bottle

she-dreamt-she-was-a-bulldozer:

lamamama:

Basically what I hear whenever Joffrey’s on screen

GIlgamesh is Joffery. 

#fanged-and-fabulous

Hm yes agree.

(Source: deidarawr)

(Source: wings-of-destiny)

#I feel like one day this is going to be me and wei #she’s going to be like erica you’re drinking too much jfc I’m cutting you off #and I’m gonna be like wei you don’t tell me when I’ve had enough EVEN I DON’T TELL ME WHEN I’VE HAD ENOUGH #and we’ll end up stranded on a tiny island somewhere and I’ll just be like #’you know in retrospect we should have seen this coming’ #’I mean this is kind of like how our luck is’ #and she would throw all my booze in the ocean #she’s just lucky I love her so much #meanwhile kaitlyn’s just going to be sitting in a boat with a pair of binoculars watching all of this happen and laughing #one of my bottles of poor discarded rum would float by #and she’d just pick it up and drink and laugh even harder at us #wei I can’t even stay mad at you #I don’t even remember what the point of this post was anymore #apparently I’m our Captain Sparrow so let’s go with that #that is what this post is about 

Oh my darling captain, you know I’d  only toss the rum because I love you.  <3  And I’d make it up to you with snuggles on the sand or under the palm trees.  Maybe behind some bushes if Kaitlyn is still being voyeuristic with the binoculars and not rescuing us.

(Source: weaslette)

ladyfabulous:

vanboobsenstein:

ladyapollo:

nijimei:

tigerbloodadonisdna:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

Scott brought this home today. You can answer every subject card with Kanye West. 

BRB this is HAPPENING.

Oh please. I was playing this game back when you had to print them out and cut them apart.

but… that’s what the link is letting you do!

I played this a few weeks ago and it was great. 

“What do white people like?” winning answer: Natalie Portman

Well now I HAVE to have a games night, don’t I?